Ok so I have come to a conclusion,
You cannot be gangster on the internet unless your doing it from the public library

p.s
Ok, so both of the guys lost the pizza eating contest. One of them got humiliated by the owner for sucking so bad

im currently at cici's pizza watching a hipster and a douchebag (is that redundant?) attempt to eat 3 pizzas in a half an hour. fuck my life

Suburban highschool....

So, I found something on the fridge at home today. I don't know why something like this belongs on a refrigerator. Not something to be proud of, and I don't think anyone in my family would find this funny in the same way I do, but here's to hoping some kindred spirit online appreciates it.
"Student was walking down hall to gym class and he yelled 'what the fuck!'. When I called him on it,
he denied it. after mr whatever asked him he finally admited it"

Now maybe im just weird but something didnt seem right about this. At first I thought it was the lack of definitive articles such as 'the', but nope that wasnt it.
Yup its definitely "when i called him on it".

Maybe im being contradictory here because I'll be the first one to ditch the corporate bs or 'call people' on it but holy shit have some common sense. At least be a little professional. Don't you listen to Whitney! The children are our future and you are educating them. Do you really think your average parent wants to hear about how you called out their son?

On a side note here I see that someone was able to get my brother to admit to something.
I must find her, learn her secret and vindicate myself several hundred times over.

Might be gone for a while ;)

Pineapple Pizza = Douchey?

Pineapple Pizza...Is it or was it ever a douchbag thing?
I really feel like it was. Almost like the infamous 'Look at me I'm a badass I like hotsauce guy". We all know one.
Too many childhood memories of other kids trying it because it was 'new and different'

I dont know, I need sleep. Bye